Baby Bunny-Toes at 2 Months

Arthur had his two month check up today: 24.75 inches long and 16 pounds 13 ounces. I'll type that again: 16 pounds 13 ounces. No wonder my arms are killing me. When I was looking at the scale I read the ounces as pounds by mistake. Then I saw the 16. Geez Laweez.

I also made the exact same mistake a second time. This information is now useless to me since we are done having kids. Any future parents out there, listen up. Buy some infant tylenol BEFORE the two month check-up where they get three shots. You won't regret it.

About the Bunny-Toes: it is one of the approximations of Helen's nickname for him. Honestly, I can't tell you what she calls him because I have no idea what she is saying. I think it is inspired by baby bunting from the old nursery rhyme. Here's an example of me trying to figure it out:

Helen: "Hi, Baby B-."
Me: "Baby Bunny-Toe?"
Helen: "No, Baby B..."
Me: "Baby Bunting?"
Helen: "NO! Baby B..."
Me: "Baby Burrito?"
Helen: "NO!"
etc.

I am not sure, but I think she is pulling my leg.